' laura twenty-one on 140608 Having found the elements of joy, she is contented and blessed for all that she has in her life. (:
Unconditional love, let me tell you something; I love you just the same if not a little more.
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About Me
If, I ever found
A wishing carpet lying around,
I'd stand upon it and I'd say:
"Take me to his side, right away!"
And then we'd travel very far
To where the magic countries are
That you and I will never see
And choose the loveliest gifts for you, from me.
I feel incredibly irritated and pissed off at the moment. I mean, even though I don't know you, I am glad that you are coming over to S'pore to study because you are my good friend's good friend. I offer my help, yes but stop asking me f-ing brainless questions!
I mean, how the f*ck am I supposed to know if you can ask your lecturers questions in Chinese in class?! How the f*ck am I supposed to know if your lecturers speak Chinese at all?! I mean, excuse me, I DO NOT speak for all Singaporeans in S'pore. Maybe I speak Chinese pretty fluently but your lecturer might not?!
And you ask me if you have to speak in English everywhere you go? How would I know if you have to?! I mean, it depends on where you are at no? If you are at Lil India, I see how you speak in Chinese and get your message across! And you even wanted to free lodge at my place! Pfffft!
You want me to be your personal translator during the period you are studying here?! Dream on, boy. Dream on! I am no free translator. You could have offered a fee. Don't you know that there's no free lunches on earth?! And f! What made you think I will agree to be a translator even if you pay me?! When I was in Shanghai, I do it for my class because we are afterall, a class, a family and it is for my project too so it is crucial that they understand. Even then, I hate the tedious job of translating. Excuse me, can't you just stretch your hands into your pockets and cough up some moolah to buy yourself a decent electronic dictionary?! China has alot and I am more than happy to introduce some brands to you.
And me going overseas to study does not involve you one bit so stop giving me shit like, "Why you not bringing me? Why you dumping me alone in S'pore? You so bad! Hehe."
You know, if you are really as dense as that, here's a bit of free advice: Just stay home, don't venture out and be your mama's boy. There!
