' laura twenty-one on 140608 Having found the elements of joy, she is contented and blessed for all that she has in her life. (:
Unconditional love, let me tell you something; I love you just the same if not a little more.
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About Me
If, I ever found
A wishing carpet lying around,
I'd stand upon it and I'd say:
"Take me to his side, right away!"
And then we'd travel very far
To where the magic countries are
That you and I will never see
And choose the loveliest gifts for you, from me.
WAH ! I nearly forgot to blog about one crucial person ! But I shan't say her name. What if she actually reads my blog ?? I am just afraid she will go crying to her momma after reading it and no, I don't wanna get sued or anything. So names will be undisclosed ! :D
This one girl, I think we should applaud for her, you know why ? Because of her, we have came up with a new word ! -clap claps. And the word is...... Diaofied !
I mean, I can't understand why someone has such a diao-ed face can ! And she has the highest pitched voice ever and sounds so act cute and sucks up to the guys in class. How nice of her hor ? And she loves diao-ing me and my friends you know ? Like, HELLO AUNTIE AH ! WE HAVE NEVER TALKED TO YOU BEFORE YOU KNOW ? SO WHY YOU DIAO US ? OR YOUR EYES SOMETHING WRONG ?
One episode that just disgusted me last week was when we were walking out of the lecture theater and she was saying bye to the opposite sex. " Bye bye bye bye ! " Okays. Doesn't sound too bad right ? Try saying it in a super act cute voice AND you start waving your hands in front of the guys' face. Like, the act cute kinda wave lah. SOOO CUTE HOR ?!
And then the other day when we were having our aural exams, she conveniently stood in the middle of the corridor, blocking my path. [ I am NOT fat k ! There was a chair with someone sitting on it so the corridor was very congested. ] And then it was my turn already ! So naturally, I was in a rush to go into the room but how ? This hipopotamus blocking my path. So I cleared my throat and said "Excuse me" as nicely as I could. Then guess what Ms Diao did ? She turned her head slowly and looked at me through the corner of her eye and did what she was good at. Yes, DIAO-ed ME ! Wahh ! Such atrocity ! You are blocking my path and you still diao-ed me ! I know I am prettier than you but you don't hafta do that right ? Someone might freeze and die from your icy glare. Go bang your head on the wall lah !
How irritating right ?
Eyy, if you know who I am talking about, don't say out the name okays ! Later I die. HAHAH. :b
