' laura twenty-one on 140608 Having found the elements of joy, she is contented and blessed for all that she has in her life. (:
Unconditional love, let me tell you something; I love you just the same if not a little more.
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About Me
If, I ever found
A wishing carpet lying around,
I'd stand upon it and I'd say:
"Take me to his side, right away!"
And then we'd travel very far
To where the magic countries are
That you and I will never see
And choose the loveliest gifts for you, from me.
Everytime I sit on the computer chair, I get jittery. You know why ? Cos I think the chair is very dirty and smelly. And I am always wearing shorts at home so I wonder what is gonna happen to my skin.
Do you know why it is dirty ? Well, credit goes to OLIVER TAN JUN GE ! He comes home sweaty and everything everyday and what does he do when he reaches home ? Plonks himself on the computer chair and starts playing the com. And as if that's not bad enough, he sits here only in his boxers, which I am sure, is soaked through with sweat. How gross. And he refuses to budge. It's either I sit on the chair or I don't surf the net at all. Which obviously, you might as well ask me to go bang my head on the wall and die.
I am getting alot of exercise just by sitting here and typing this entry. Cos I am standing every other minute, hoping against hope that my butt won't stink from sitting there. Change a chair you tell me ? Well, ALL THE CHAIRS IN THE COMPUTER ROOM HAVE BEEN CONTAMINATED BY HIS PERKY TOOSH !
Smack him then he know ! But obviously, I can't do that too. Cos I am scared of him even though he is my younger brother. Yes, SCARED. He calls the shots, not me. ): When I scold him, he will look down at me [literally] and say, "Who taller huh ?? You or me ? YOU OR ME ??!! " Ahh. Then at that moment, I lose alr. Cos obviously he is taller lah ! And he whacks harder than me. And if I whack him, I get 2 whacks in return and someone crying at the top of her voice too. No, I don't cry ! Emma will protect me and whack him back and he will whack her too and she will go crying. Emma, my sweet protector. (:
BYEBYE. My butt is starting to stink.
PS: Jessica has been on a random butt-smacking spree these few days. My butt and Jasmine's butt are the victims.. COS WE HAVE THE NICEST BUTT ! HAHAHAHA ! But yah. Main thing is, sobsob. She bully us ! My butt feels sore.
