' laura twenty-one on 140608 Having found the elements of joy, she is contented and blessed for all that she has in her life. (:
Unconditional love, let me tell you something; I love you just the same if not a little more.
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About Me
If, I ever found
A wishing carpet lying around,
I'd stand upon it and I'd say:
"Take me to his side, right away!"
And then we'd travel very far
To where the magic countries are
That you and I will never see
And choose the loveliest gifts for you, from me.
3 men died and went to Heaven. At the pearly gates of Heaven, St Peter told them, " Heaven is a very very big place. You will need some mode of transport to get around. Now, tell me about your love life."
The 1st man said, "I am ashamed to say that for the 6 years that I was married, I cheated on my wife 6 times." St Peter said, "That is very sad to hear. But no worries there. There are worse cases than yours. I shall give you a Toyota."
The 2nd man said, "Well, I am better but not that better too. For the 18 years that I was married, I cheated on my wife 9 times." St Peter said, "Well, at least you were better than the guy before you. I will give you a Nissan. "
The 3rd man said, "For the 70 years that I was married, I didn't cheat on my wife at all !" St Peter said, "Wow ! That is very good ! I shall give you a Rolls Royce Limo. "
The next day, as the 1st and 2nd men were zooming down the lane in their respective cars, they happened to chance upon the 3rd man sitting by the lane and sobbing his heart out. They stopped and got out of their car. They went up to him and asked, "Why are you crying ? Shouldn't you be happy that you've just gotten yourself a Rolls Royce Limo ?" To which the poor man replied, "I just saw my wife on a skateboard ..............."