' laura twenty-one on 140608 Having found the elements of joy, she is contented and blessed for all that she has in her life. (:
Unconditional love, let me tell you something; I love you just the same if not a little more.
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About Me
If, I ever found
A wishing carpet lying around,
I'd stand upon it and I'd say:
"Take me to his side, right away!"
And then we'd travel very far
To where the magic countries are
That you and I will never see
And choose the loveliest gifts for you, from me.
Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut." Customer: "Haloo, can I order ..." Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose smart card number, Sir?" Customer: "It's eh..., hold on ....6102049998-45-54610" Operator: "OK ... you're ... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4123456, your office 7654 3210 and your mobile is 91234567. " Customer: "How did you get all my phone numbers?" Operator: "We are connected to the Main CRM system Sir" Customer: "I want Seafood Pizza ..." Operator: "That's not a good idea Sir" Customer: "Why?!" Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and an even higher cholesterol level Sir" Customer: "What? ... What do you recommend then?" Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it" Customer: "How do you know I will like it?" Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled"Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir" Customer: "OK, I give up .. Give me three family sized ones then. How much will that cost? Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99" Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?" Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $3720.55 since October last year", That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan Sir. Customer: "I guess I have to run to theneighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"> > > >Operator: "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today" Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?" Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.." Customer: " What?!" Operator: "According to the details insystem, you own a Scooter,... registration numberE1123 ..." Customer: "*'!^ *#?@%^**%^I7*" Operator: "Better watch your language Sir.Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted ofusing abusive language at a policeman ... Customer: [Speechless] Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?" Customer: "Nothing ... by the way ...aren't you giving me that 3 Free bottles of Cokes advertised?" Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also a diabetic ....... "
